December 4, 2017
You will have more sex in prison than you are having now.
Well, all right! Get me in there.
Soon, Super Baby DonDon, soon. And remember, having sex with men in prison doesn’t mean you’re gay. It means you’re flexible.
But what about those conjugated visits? Hubba hubba, yes?
Hubba hubba, no. Melania will not be visiting. She’ll be dating an illegal immigrant and/or Steve Bannon.
Steve Bannon! Maybe I shouldn’t have committed all those felonies. Could I get a do-over?
Sure. Your prison husband Leroy “Roto-Rooter” Samson is here now. He is ready for a do-ever.