Prison Tip #3

November 29, 2017

Don’t join a gang in prison, Super Baby DonDon.

What, no gang?

No gang.

But there are so many great white nationalist gangs in prison, led by some of the finest people. Maybe I could be president of one of the gangs. I could be in prison and still be president!! How cool is that?

Being in a gang in prison makes it more likely that you’ll get stomped on or shivved.

Ooh, stomping bad. But without a gang, who will protect me? Wait, stop that! Why are you laughing?

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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