January 1, 2018
So I was happy for about 17 seconds today. Then I read the Palmer Report (http://www.palmerreport.com/opinion/heres-who-all-is-going-to-prison-in-2018/7061/). If you forward this to anybody, I’ll have you killed.
So Turdface Palmer predicts who’s going to prison in 2018. I will explain why he’s wrong.
Jared—Will avoid jail by explaining that his 30,000 slum tenants would miss him too much.
Ivanka—Will wear tight tops every day of her trial. Male judge’s tongue will be on the floor and he will toss any guilty verdict.
Devin Nunes—Not smart enough to be convicted. Judge will reject any guilty verdict based on the
“mental defect” clause.
Steve Bannon—Steve will say that prison’s “one-shirt-at-a-time” dress code constitutes cruel and unusual punishment.
Don Jr.—Yeah, Palmer may have this one right. Worst branding decision I ever made.
Bill “The Assclown” Palmer—Hey, I own the Justice Department. Just sayin’.