Prison Tip #7

December 3, 2017

Bring money.

Fine. I love money. But, oh, cash will be confiscated, so I should bring a money order. What’s a money order? But I’’m supposed to hide it where the sun don’t shine so it is safe from other inmates. Okay, I can do that.

Wait, now you’re telling me that hiding place won’t work? Everybody’s going to look there? And frequently?

Oh, I am definitely not going to like prison.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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