November 26, 2017
Super Baby DonDon, my lawyers are saying, you and your friends and family are all going to prison.
What about the pardon?
Not for state crimes. So we have advice for you and yours. First: do not steal in prison. If you’re caught stealing an inmate’s stuff, he may slice off your dick and serve it to you as a hot dog.
I like mustard. But, wait, I also like stealing. I’ve always done the reverse Robin Hood thing, stiffing small business owners so my family and I could have more goodies. This may help explain Don Jr.
No stealing in prison.
I can’t get through a day without stealing. The only thing I like about this job is the stealing, doubling the rates at Mar-a-Lago and changing the tax code so we get an extra BILLION dollars.
Mr. President, do you really want to eat that very special hot dog?
Can’t I just steal someone’s ice cream? I always get two ice creams. Why should that change in prison?