What’s with the Lubricant?

October 30, 2017

First things first, I don’t know George PopAcropolis. Yes, I once said he was one of my five foreign policy advisers, but I said Carter Page was one, too, and, hey, whenever you mention Carter Page you’re joking.

In one of my presi-tweets this weekend, I said, “DO SOMETHING!” Who was I talking to? “EVERYBODY!”

Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!

Melania just dropped off a large bottle of Astroglide X Premium Lube with a card saying, “Enjoy prison, Big Boy.” Oh, that Melania, always with the jokes.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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