October 30, 2017
First things first, I don’t know George PopAcropolis. Yes, I once said he was one of my five foreign policy advisers, but I said Carter Page was one, too, and, hey, whenever you mention Carter Page you’re joking.
In one of my presi-tweets this weekend, I said, “DO SOMETHING!” Who was I talking to? “EVERYBODY!”
Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
Melania just dropped off a large bottle of Astroglide X Premium Lube with a card saying, “Enjoy prison, Big Boy.” Oh, that Melania, always with the jokes.