April 19, 2017
I am thrilled to be first to announce that later this year you’ll be able to buy Bill O’Reilly’s new book, Killing O’Reilly. It is the touching story of how a great broadcaster dropped the mother of all bombs on his career.
Now, Bill O’Reilly has suffered. He was making $18 million a year from Fox and now he’s about to lose that. He is, clearly, as someone said somewhere, “the least of these.” He is the biggest loser. If you don’t help him, who will you help?
So, folks, I am excited to announce I have hired Bill O’Reilly to be the marquee host on my new TV network, PGTV. (Some have said that PG stands for Pussy-Grabbin’. We neither confirm nor deny that.)
I know Bill really, really well and he is a great guy who totally respects women’s body parts. I will never forget the time a woman came up to the two of us and said “Mr. Trump, Mr. O’Reilly, your foursome is ready.” And we weren’t playing golf, that I can tell you.
Women are like sheep in that famous joke. They LIE!! We manly white men have to stick together.