Photoshop Diplomacy

April 4, 2017

So that ugly pissant dwarf L’il Dong-un of North Korea just tested another ICBM. But he won’t do it again if he knows what’s good for him.

My house eunuch Rex Tillerson had no comment on North Korea’s action, but I have one. One more ICBM launch and Super Baby DonDon will release photos of L’il Dong-un eating bonbons off the backsides of naked Filipino boys and cavorting with farm animals.

We have the technology to do this. L’il Dong, you don’t want to mess with Super Baby DonDon, the king of cyber, the earl of revenge porn.

As Bill O’Reilly would say, “Cross me and you’ll wish you had never been born.” Although, jeez, looking the way you do, you probably feel that way already.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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