April 4, 2017
So that ugly pissant dwarf L’il Dong-un of North Korea just tested another ICBM. But he won’t do it again if he knows what’s good for him.
My house eunuch Rex Tillerson had no comment on North Korea’s action, but I have one. One more ICBM launch and Super Baby DonDon will release photos of L’il Dong-un eating bonbons off the backsides of naked Filipino boys and cavorting with farm animals.
We have the technology to do this. L’il Dong, you don’t want to mess with Super Baby DonDon, the king of cyber, the earl of revenge porn.
As Bill O’Reilly would say, “Cross me and you’ll wish you had never been born.” Although, jeez, looking the way you do, you probably feel that way already.