April 7, 2017

Oh, Super Baby DonDon is feeling so presidential and so happy. Bombing Syria was so great. What a rush!

And now even people who hate me are saying nice things about my strength. If I can win over the people who hate me—and there are so many of them—my approval rating could go to 107% or 113%, which would be amazing, a new world record.

I announced the bombing news at Mar-a-Lago—you should join, just $200,000—then turned to the president of China and said quietly, “Hey, Moo Shu, you could be next.”

And then this morning, the now totally honest Labor Department announced the second consecutive month of job creation during the Super Baby DonDon regime! Under the incompetent job-killing Kenyan socialist Obama the number was only 75 consecutive months.

Hey, loyal base, which is better, I ask you, which is better?

Want another kaboom? Okay, you got it. Kabooms for America!! Stay tuned.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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