April 7, 2017
Oh, Super Baby DonDon is feeling so presidential and so happy. Bombing Syria was so great. What a rush!
And now even people who hate me are saying nice things about my strength. If I can win over the people who hate me—and there are so many of them—my approval rating could go to 107% or 113%, which would be amazing, a new world record.
I announced the bombing news at Mar-a-Lago—you should join, just $200,000—then turned to the president of China and said quietly, “Hey, Moo Shu, you could be next.”
And then this morning, the now totally honest Labor Department announced the second consecutive month of job creation during the Super Baby DonDon regime! Under the incompetent job-killing Kenyan socialist Obama the number was only 75 consecutive months.
Hey, loyal base, which is better, I ask you, which is better?
Want another kaboom? Okay, you got it. Kabooms for America!! Stay tuned.