What, You’ve Never Heard of Bitcoin?

November 19, 2017

So this asshat Crain’s reporter Aaron Elstein says the numbers I presented about the value of my business “are just flagrantly untrue.”

So, little Aaron, there’s this thing called bitcoin and I was valuing my business in bitcoin because I’m Super Baby DonDon. Instead of my $10 billion estimate being $9 billion too high, it is actually $90 billion too low because of bitcoin!

In bitcoin, I am the richest man in the world!

I just hope they accept bitcoin in prison.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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