August 2, 2016
So President Obama, the worst president in the history of the country—in the history of the world—just said I was “unfit” for the presidency. What a crock!
Look, my Kenyan buddy, I can out-drive you, out-chip you, out-putt you and out-lead you—believe you me.
And then some people at my Virginia rally today slammed me because there was a 10-year-old boy who kept yelling “Take the bitch down!” every time I mentioned Crooked Hillary. What should Baby DonDon do, kick out all his most enthusiastic supporters? Does that make any sense?
What makes sense to me is that I have just asked this boy to serve as a consultant to my new Trumpster Youth para-militia program, which I will formally announce shortly.
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