The Pot Calling the Kettle Black




August 2, 2016

So President Obama, the worst president in the history of the country—in the history of the world—just said I was “unfit” for the presidency. What a crock!

Look, my Kenyan buddy, I can out-drive you, out-chip you, out-putt you and out-lead you—believe you me.

And then some people at my Virginia rally today slammed me because there was a 10-year-old boy who kept yelling “Take the bitch down!” every time I mentioned Crooked Hillary. What should Baby DonDon do, kick out all his most enthusiastic supporters? Does that make any sense?

What makes sense to me is that I have just asked this boy to serve as a consultant to my new Trumpster Youth para-militia program, which I will formally announce shortly.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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