August 4, 2016
So Mr. Universe, Reince Priebus, is going to sic Rudy Giuliani and Newt Gingrich, the Stability Twins, on me for a campaign intervention. Good luck with that. Are they also going to give Baby DonDon marital advice?
Together, Rudy and Newt ran for president 14 times and got 67 votes. But I’ll listen. I’m a great listener. I’m one of the world’s top ten listeners. Top five. Just ask Dr. Ben “I Brought My Own Fruit Salad” Carson. My advice to Rudy and Newt: start the meeting with two hours of praise. Baby DonDon likes praise. Puts me in a listening mood.
Or you can leave right after the praise. Whatever.
Remember: My Life Matters!