This is So Wrong!


October 27, 2016

No way! No how! It is inconceivable that Justice Clarence Thomas is a groper, as that bimbo Moira Smith alleged. Moira Smith is a lowdown harlot and Clarence Thomas is no more a groper than I am.

Out of respect for Justice Thomas, I will sue this slut’s lumpy ass back to the Stone Age. She, like many women, will regret she ever met me.

The only thing I respect about Joe Biden, the creep veep who wants to beat me up, is that he chose not to allow three women to back up Anita Hill and testify against Clarence Thomas at his Senate Judiciary Committee hearing. It should be illegal for women to testify against men. The very idea is so unfair.

Women should spend time getting beautiful, losing weight and saying, “You know, Baby DonDon, you’re right again. As always.”

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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