Whatever Happened to Trumpstercare?

March 16, 2017

At first, my White House seemed proud to call our health care plan Trumpstercare or even the more accurate Dumpstercare.

Now my lackeys are out there calling it Ryancare or Lyin’Ryancare or just plain Lyin’care. (This is weird for Super Baby DonDon because my name used to be worth something.)

In a few days we’ll roll out a new name: SeeIfIcare.

Gosh, I wish the presidency were like toddler tee-ball where you get a trophy just for trying.

And on Monday FBI director Jim Comey is going to call me a liar on the “wiretapping” thing when he testifies before Congress. Yeah, same to you, you big freak is what Super Baby DonDon will say.

SeeIfIcare, Jim Comey, SeeIfIcare.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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