March 16, 2017
At first, my White House seemed proud to call our health care plan Trumpstercare or even the more accurate Dumpstercare.
Now my lackeys are out there calling it Ryancare or Lyin’Ryancare or just plain Lyin’care. (This is weird for Super Baby DonDon because my name used to be worth something.)
In a few days we’ll roll out a new name: SeeIfIcare.
Gosh, I wish the presidency were like toddler tee-ball where you get a trophy just for trying.
And on Monday FBI director Jim Comey is going to call me a liar on the “wiretapping” thing when he testifies before Congress. Yeah, same to you, you big freak is what Super Baby DonDon will say.
SeeIfIcare, Jim Comey, SeeIfIcare.