Time for Plan C?

March 6, 2017

Oh, my big distraction about that “sick” Obama wiretapping me is proving to be a HUGE distraction, which means I need a new distraction to distract from the old distraction.

My huge brain is close to exploding so I will leave it to you, my most loyal followers, to vote on my next action.

Should I:

a) Release my taxes

b) Grab someone’s pussy

c) Shoot Sean Spicer

d) Have Reince Priebus shoot Sean Spicer (would this be seen as prudent delegating or cowardly buck-passing?

e) Invade Mexico

f) Do something, anything, that a reasonable person holding the office of president would do

g) Keep on keeping on because, as you know, Super Baby DonDon, you are the best, Super Baby DonDon, you are the very best

Thank you for your participation and your support.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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