Gettin’ Crazy

March 5, 2017

So tonight on MSNBC, David Corn of MotherFcker Jones magazine called His Exalted Super Baby DonDon “deranged.” I can kill him for that, right?

You know I have the best temperament, but right now I am so mad I want to set many of my staffers on fire and watch them burn to death very slowly and I know that isn’t considered presidential. CNN reported some non-fake news today, noting that many of my staffers were in tears during meetings as I drilled them several new assholes. Christ, someone has to take the blame for this shtshow and it sure as hell isn’t going to be me.

I got some weird news from Don Jr. today. He said the Trump Organization has registered the Impeachment®, Resignation®, Four Pinocchios® and Asshat® names for new hotel chains.

Super Baby DonDon wonders: Is this good for my brand?

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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