March 5, 2017
So tonight on MSNBC, David Corn of MotherFcker Jones magazine called His Exalted Super Baby DonDon “deranged.” I can kill him for that, right?
You know I have the best temperament, but right now I am so mad I want to set many of my staffers on fire and watch them burn to death very slowly and I know that isn’t considered presidential. CNN reported some non-fake news today, noting that many of my staffers were in tears during meetings as I drilled them several new assholes. Christ, someone has to take the blame for this shtshow and it sure as hell isn’t going to be me.
I got some weird news from Don Jr. today. He said the Trump Organization has registered the Impeachment®, Resignation®, Four Pinocchios® and Asshat® names for new hotel chains.
Super Baby DonDon wonders: Is this good for my brand?