March 3, 2018 So I called Jared in for a frank talk. “Jared, you’re going to have to go to prison,” I said. “But, Daddy . . .” “Shut up
December 4, 2017 You will have more sex in prison than you are having now. Well, all right! Get me in there. Soon, Super Baby DonDon, soon. And remember, having
December 1, 2017 Bring lots of reading material. What? I said bring a lot of books, to help pass the time. What do I do with the books, cook them?
October 30, 2017 First things first, I don’t know George PopAcropolis. Yes, I once said he was one of my five foreign policy advisers, but I said Carter Page was
July 13, 2017 Hey, I couldn’t do the Time photo shoot because I’m busy trying to start another French Revolution. Man, the food sucks here in Paris. Fret not, Don
May 17, 2017 Super Baby DonDon is scared. I thought this job would be easy, that I could just BS my way through it as I had with everything else.