March 3, 2018
So I called Jared in for a frank talk. “Jared, you’re going to have to go to prison,” I said.
“But, Daddy . . .”
“Shut up and let me finish, you stupid weasel. You’re also going to have to die in prison.”
“To get the prosecutors out of my ass. And because you’re even more corrupt than me.”
“Unlikely, yes, but looking possible. Anyway, I’ve got to give them a big scalp and it looks like it’s your turn in the barrel.”
“I hate barrels, Daddy.”
“On your way out, tell Don Jr. to come in. I told him he’s allowed to attend the prison of his choice. Gonna have to give Mueller a lot of scalps.