July 13, 2017
Hey, I couldn’t do the Time photo shoot because I’m busy trying to start another French Revolution. Man, the food sucks here in Paris.
Fret not, Don Jr., we’re all going to be living like kings in prison. Remember Paul Sorvino in Goodfellas? Will be just like that, except McDonald’s will deliver. How about house arrest at one of my golf courses? Could be great! I think I can sell that to Pence.
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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon.
He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.