Category: trump
Roger Ailes Is Still Dead
May 19, 2017 Not only is Roger dead, but now I have to go fly 97,000 miles to meet with a bunch of Muslims who are richer than I am.
Gettin’ Crazy
March 5, 2017 So tonight on MSNBC, David Corn of MotherFcker Jones magazine called His Exalted Super Baby DonDon “deranged.” I can kill him for that, right? You know I
You Attack Ivanka, You Attack America!
February 9, 2017 Nordstrom, you’re about as American as North Korea! Following your shameful ditching of my daughter Ivanka’s beautiful products, no one should shop at your stores. Maybe I’ll
This is an Outrage!
https://www.thenation.com/article/the-unbelievable-baby-man/ Yes, I am going to make America great again. I don’t think anything can make The Nation great again.
Swamp Thing
December 22, 2016 Remember how Super Baby DonDon said he was going to “drain the swamp”? Hah! And now Super Baby DonDon will let Goldman Sachs use the White House
Boom!
September 21, 2016 What a week it has been for everyone, especially Baby DonDon. And, really, what else matters? MY LIFE MATTERS. Did I predict the terror attacks? You know
Unfair–and So, So Stupid
September 17, 2016 Help! Help! Help! Baby DonDon is hurt and confused. So yesterday I retracted my birther horse plop and now the media, led by the New York End
Pimping the Media
September 16, 2016 So right after my birther announcement this morning, Roland Martin went on MSNBC and said I had “pimped the media.” He was wrong. I actually triple-pimped the
Play Nice, Vlad
September 9, 2016 So two things have happened since the Commander-in-Chief Forum Wednesday night. First, people are killing me over the nice things I said about Vladdy Putin. They’re hammering
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