Roger Ailes Is Still Dead

May 19, 2017

Not only is Roger dead, but now I have to go fly 97,000 miles to meet with a bunch of Muslims who are richer than I am. Not my idea of fun. (That Moscow pee party was more my speed.)

So I floated the name of a Jew, Joe Lieberman, to be head of the FBI. Maybe I should float the name of a Muslim, too. Who better to enforce a Muslim ban?

Do you think Saudi King Salman would take the job?

What a coup that would be. Oops, they told me not to say “coup” around King Salman.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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