February 24, 2017
Steve Bannon is the Jack Handey of our administration, the man in charge of deep thoughts. (Wait, that guy was on Saturday Night Live. Super Baby DonDon hates that show.) Anyway, perhaps you noticed that we started our new journalist ban this afternoon, excluding the New York Times, CNN, the Los Angeles Times, Politico and the Huffington Post from a closed-door briefing by Sean “Hanging by a Thread” Spicer. And we invited conservative echo chambers Breitbart News, the Washington Times and One America News Network to attend in their place.
So Steve, the deep thinker, wonders: is something a lie if you only tell it to people too biased, bigoted or dumb to know it’s a lie? We think the answer is “no.”
Which is great for us because we don’t know how to do anything but lie. We can’t change the message, but we can change the message recipients.
This is so brilliant. I wonder why no one thought of it before.
Wow, I guess we’re going to introduce our objective journalist ban before our new non-Muslim Muslim non-ban ban. We are smokin’!