February 16, 2017
So I picked Vice Admiral Robert Harward to succeed Mike Flynn as my national security adviser—Flynn had been on the job for quite a while and felt he needed to spend more time with his family—and he turned me down! Privately, he called the position a “shit sandwich.”
Hey, that’s exactly what I tried to feed the media during my 77-minute press conference today but they didn’t seem to like the taste. Stupid media dogs, you were so mean to Super Baby DonDon today. Just because I accused you of spreading fake news all the time. Lying, stinking vermin.
Super Baby DonDon is so upset he may try a new approach. How about cute? Will cute work for you?
No? I didn’t think so. Rabid lying weasel dogs.
Until we meet again.