July 25, 2016
People, it has happened.
According to Real Clear Politics, Baby DonDon is leading Crooked Hillary in national polls! Even the ultra-liberal mumblecrust Huffington Post has me tied with Hillary.
Wow. I can feel an entire nation trembling.
The stock market is falling on this news. You may be surprised, but I agree with people who think the market will collapse if I win. I don’t know why, but Baby DonDon scares people. Since that’s true, I am buying puts on the market that expire right after the election. If I win and the world falls apart, at least I will make $2 billion from the puts.
If Democratic disunity continues, you may well have a president Baby DonDon. Sorry if that turns your 401(k) into a 201(k), but that’s just the way I roll.