July 24, 2016 If I get weapons of mass destruction, I won’t use them all on ISIS. I have to save some for the asshat media. It’s remarkable that
Month: July 2016
Bombs Away
July 23, 2016 So Baby DonDon has an idea. You remember back in 1978 when Ross Perot launched a raid to rescue two EDS employees held in an Iranian prison?
Fit To Be Tied
July 22, 2016 Did you see the speech? Of course, you did. It was long, it was big and it was delivered by a man who is big in every
Baby DonDon Explained
July 21, 2016 I’m really revved about tonight. But I’ve gotten questions about why Baby DonDon said there was “something going on” with President Obama’s body language as he responded
Dad and the Klan
July 21, 2016 Two books coming out in August may suggest my father was in the Klan. I will deny it. Dad was arrested at a Klan rally in Queens
Me, Bigly
July 21, 2016 So much to say. Whew! Baby DonDon set a trap for Cruz and Lyin’ Ted stepped in it as he tried to poop on my parade. Loved
Praise the Apology!
July 20, 2016 I praised Meredith McIver to George Stephanopolous for coming forward and admitting her role in the plagiarism debacle. Two days late. Baby DonDon is confused. But he
Mike’s Big Moment
July 20, 2016 No one’s holier than thou, Mike! Rip ‘em a new one! Baby DonDon
Nothing to Look at Here
July 20, 2016 Folks, the “plagiarism” thing is all cleared up now. A Trump Organization staffer named Meredith McIver said it was her fault and offered to resign. I refused
The Biggest and the Best
July 20, 2016 Today is the anniversary of the moon landing—allegedly—and Baby DonDon is over the moon with joy. Sort of. I am the Republican nominee for president! Holy crap.
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