Baby DonDon Explained


July 21, 2016

I’m really revved about tonight. But I’ve gotten questions about why Baby DonDon said there was “something going on” with President Obama’s body language as he responded to the murders of policemen. I said something similar after the Orlando massacre.

I will let you into Baby DonDon’s brain for a moment. Many of you can fit because it’s kind of big.

Talking indirectly about President Obama’s “otherness” motivates my base and also helps me against Hillary. Many people don’t like a president Leading While Black and they also have a problem with a president Leading While Female. I was surprised when our research showed they were connected.

Just don’t turn on me for not saying this as directly as you might want me to. Let me explain this in terms that some “safe space” fanatics won’t find politically correct. As I’ve traveled from one great corner of this country to another, I’ve learned that tens of millions of Americans want to vote racist and sexist but don’t want to feel racist and sexist. Did you see Tropic Thunder? Robert Downey Jr. and Ben Stiller discuss why Ben Stiller’s character didn’t win a Best Actor Oscar for his role in Simple Jack.

Downey: “Everybody knows you never do a full retard.”

Stiller: “What do you mean?”

Downey: “Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man, look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Count toothpicks to your cards. Autistic, sure. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump. Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain’t retarded. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard.”

You can demonize someone with going all in. Tune in tonight and watch me work.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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