November 1, 2017
So I was reading Vanity Fair today and I got a genius idea worthy of my large KFC bucket of IQ points. My former aide Sam Nunberg told Vanity Fair that “Jared is the worst political adviser in the White House in modern history.” I agree with Sam.
In fact, Jared occupied so many different positions that he was, essentially, the president when I made all my worst moves. So we impeach him. Then he can’t be de facto president anymore.
Great, but then what do I do? Roger Stone says I need to Photoshop a picture of Robert Mueller having relations with a goat. Consider it done, only where do I get the goat?
Jared, Jared, I’ve got another assignment for you.