November 1, 2017
So I was reading Vanity Fair today and I got a genius idea worthy of my large KFC bucket of IQ points. My former aide Sam Nunberg told Vanity Fair that “Jared is the worst political adviser in the White House in modern history.” I agree with Sam.
In fact, Jared occupied so many different positions that he was, essentially, the president when I made all my worst moves. So we impeach him. Then he can’t be de facto president anymore.
Great, but then what do I do? Roger Stone says I need to Photoshop a picture of Robert Mueller having relations with a goat. Consider it done, only where do I get the goat?
Jared, Jared, I’ve got another assignment for you.
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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.
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