November 4, 2017 So I told my staff I wanted to learn a Japanese phrase to impress my hosts tonight. “Teach me how to say, ‘Is there dog in that
September 6, 2017 So where has Super Baby DonDon been? Do you know how much energy it takes to make a truly horrible decision that ruins the lives of millions
August 1, 2017 Did you see Eugene Robinson’s column titled “Ivanka Trump is part of the problem” in today’s Amazon Washington Post? The Kenyan Muslim turdshuffler was really nasty. I
July 20, 2016 Today is the anniversary of the moon landing—allegedly—and Baby DonDon is over the moon with joy. Sort of. I am the Republican nominee for president! Holy crap.