August 1, 2017
Did you see Eugene Robinson’s column titled “Ivanka Trump is part of the problem” in today’s Amazon Washington Post? The Kenyan Muslim turdshuffler was really nasty.
I tweeted, “You’re a dead man, Robinson.” Then my new chief of staff, John Kelly, came into the Oval and said we needed more discipline. He said you can’t threaten to kill someone unless you specify how you’re going to do it. So I tweeted, “Robinson, I’m going to slice off your nuts and your schlong, cook them and then feed them to you until you choke to death.”
“Much better,” Kelly said.