On Your Knees like Monica Lewinsky

September 24, 2017

Christ, we freed the slaves and this is the thanks we get? I am so mad I could whip some people.

I feel totally disrespected by the black athletes—I call them “blathletes”—and we’re readying some large ships to send them on a long voyage.

You are so lucky to be a blathlete in America. Instead of pissing on America, do something constructive. Get up off your knees. Join a white supremacist group. See how the other half lives.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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