September 24, 2017
Isn’t it outrageous that you’re so fat and most of your people are starving? What’s with that?
Also, taking a page from the movie Dunkirk, I’m authorizing all Americans—all those small boats out there—to take you out. I’m pledging a billion dollars of federal money and another alleged billion of my money—yeah, right—to your personal destruction. Team that succeeds gets $200 million. The name of the program: Operation Slow Death.
This is how capitalism works, you moron! You promise people money and they do sht. You don’t even have to really pay them. It’s an amazing system.