Color War Amnesty

September 25, 2017

It is time for people to take personal responsibility for the color of their skin. I chose to be born a rich white guy. Because I am smart.

Why anyone would choose to be black or brown or North Korean is beyond me, but there is still time to make a more intelligent choice. So, people:

Get white

Make it right.

And, just remember, as I said about my attack on black football players: this has nothing to do with race.

And to Kim Jong-un I say: get with the program, you fat little monkey.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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