New Sheriff


August 1, 2017

Oh, I am so honored. John Kelly is calling me General Super Baby DonDon. And he salutes every time he sees me.

Three quick points. This is the no kaos White House. General Kelly has told me no more missteaks and there won’t be any.

I am issuing Executive Order 666, which requires Melania to have sex with me. General Kelly says he will help with enforcement.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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