The Calm before the Storm

October 6, 2017

So you wonder what I meant with my “calm before the storm” comment yesterday. Me too. I know things are looking bad with Mueller. Christ, Mueller talked to Christopher Steele about that pee-pee dossier. All that sht is true! So the only way I’m going to survive is by wagging the dog. Actually, wagging three dogs.

So, people, which countries should I simultaneously attack?

  1. North Korea, Russia and Venezuela
  2. France, Germany and Spain
  3. Iran, Iraq and Puerto Rico
  4. Pakistan, Kazakhstan and Whatthefugastan
  5. Canada and Mexico (you know, soften them up so we get a better deal on NAFTA). And Cuba, because it’s close.
  6. All of the above

Send your votes to Super Baby DonDon, c/o The White House Playroom.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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