October 6, 2017
So you wonder what I meant with my “calm before the storm” comment yesterday. Me too. I know things are looking bad with Mueller. Christ, Mueller talked to Christopher Steele about that pee-pee dossier. All that sht is true! So the only way I’m going to survive is by wagging the dog. Actually, wagging three dogs.
So, people, which countries should I simultaneously attack?
- North Korea, Russia and Venezuela
- France, Germany and Spain
- Iran, Iraq and Puerto Rico
- Pakistan, Kazakhstan and Whatthefugastan
- Canada and Mexico (you know, soften them up so we get a better deal on NAFTA). And Cuba, because it’s close.
- All of the above
Send your votes to Super Baby DonDon, c/o The White House Playroom.