Sean of the Dead

July 21, 2017

Damn, we won’t have Spicy to kick around anymore. He quit today because I hired that empty suit known as The Mooch to be head of White House communications.

Imagine, Spicy quit before getting a pardon. Guess the guy has a set on him after all.

So, people, if you want someone to enhance your crowd size, your hand size or the size of anything else, you could do worse than to hire old Spicy.

Oh, you say you don’t like the last entry on his resume? Screw you and remember, pal, I can have you arrested whenever I want.

But enough about you. I have to go start pounding on The Mooch now. Bye.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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