June 9, 2017
Did you see the cage match between Jim Comey and the truth yesterday? So that’s what “complete vindication” looks like. Who knew?
So, you want to know what I think of Comey, the tough guy who said, “Lordy, I hope there are tapes.”
Lordy, I hope someone slices Comey’s dick off and feeds it to him in a hero sandwich, that’s what I think.
Comey is the ultimate bad hombre who should be deported to Mexico or Syria, whoever will take him. He said he took notes after speaking with me because he didn’t think Super Baby DonDon was a truth-teller. Am so, dickwad!
While I was watching and not tweeting, my hands were real restless, so I wrote Comey a little song to the tune of “The Joker” (pretty appropriate song, no?), with apologies to Steve Miller—and my Steve Miller, too:
“He’s a leaker, he’s a tweaker
He’s a spotlight-seeker”
Sorry, that’s as far as I got. Hey, folks, it’s a work in progress, as am I.
I guess you also want to know if I have tapes of my talks with Comey. I will, but there not done yet. Stay tuned.
Question: is Nixon on a stamp? Just wondering.