September 26, 2016
Oh no, they just told Baby DonDon that Lester Holt’s two maternal grandparents were Jamaican. I just thought his orange tanning spray had gone a little brown with age.
Roger says this is his natural color. Who goes around in their natural color?
I guess I better not go full racist tonight. Lester looks so friendly but the deep birther stuff might annoy him.
Steve Bannon, David Duke, Alex Jones and all my alt-right fans, I apologize in advance for what I might say tonight, but a DonDon’s gotta do what a DonDon’s gotta do.
Hello, my African-American!