Because I Can, Baby

January 2, 2018

Started great new tradition yesterday. Went around to all Mar-a-Lago members and guests and said, “How do like those tax cuts?”

When they said, “Totally awesome, Super Baby DonDon, now I can hire some more illegals,” I said, “So give me 50 bucks to show your love.”

Who could deny me? I raked in $10,000! Why? Because I am a great businessman. I am the man, the man with a plan, the man who goes to the can.

Pay me, baby!

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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