January 3, 2018
So I just told that fat ugly midget asswipe Rocket Putz that my nuclear button was bigger. My big new idea is that every day from now on a member of my base (white makes right, yeah baby) will be in charge the bomb/don’t bomb nuclear decision. And they will pay $5,000 for the privilege.
So tomorrow it might be Joe Sixpackasaurus who gets to play president. On Friday it might be Peter Thiel. On Saturday it could be Steve “Oh, Thank You Super Baby DonDon for Keeping that Carried Interest Tax Break Alive” Schwartzman. Sunday could be Richard Spencer or some other alt-right hero.
Hey, I see no reason to be a pig about this, so I intend to split the Nuclear Watch revenues 50-50 with the U.S. government.