December 7, 2017 So now you weasels are accusing me of slurring my words. How dare you? I have the best words! I have the best slurs! Pocahontas!! I have
Month: December 2017
Subpeenie
December 5, 2017 So asshat Mueller is trying to subpeenie my account records from Deutsche Bank? I told Deutsche Bank that if they comply I will nuke them. So now
Prison Tip #8: Sex in Prison
December 4, 2017 You will have more sex in prison than you are having now. Well, all right! Get me in there. Soon, Super Baby DonDon, soon. And remember, having
Prison Tip #7
December 3, 2017 Bring money. Fine. I love money. But, oh, cash will be confiscated, so I should bring a money order. What’s a money order? But I’’m supposed to
Prison Tip #6
December 2, 2017 Hide your emotions. WTF? WTF? People who’ve been in prison—and, hey, after Flynn’s deal yesterday, I know that’s where I’m headed—say that if you want to look
Prison Tip #5
December 1, 2017 Bring lots of reading material. What? I said bring a lot of books, to help pass the time. What do I do with the books, cook them?
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