June 15, 2017
So some people are saying that if it’s clear I have committed crimes maybe Mike Pence won’t pardon me because doing so would be bad for the Republican brand. What? That would be so unfair.
Now, what I need to know is this: does a former president who is sent to prison continue to have Secret Service protection? Could you find out and let me know.
Because, if not, Super Baby DonDon may end up with a very sore heinie. And that would be really unfair.
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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon.
He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.