June 16, 2017
So those turd-wranglers Mika and Joe said this morning that I had to fire Steve Bannon to save my presidency. They said Steve had caused my approval rating to fall from 48% to 35%. Huh? Steve says my approval rating is 76%.
I can’t fire somebody who says my approval rating is 76%. No. No. No! Besides, Steve, like me, is a rageaholic. I would rather have him raging out than raging in. Hey, he could make the crazies really hate me and that would be horrible. These people are very good at hating.
Long story short: I am afraid of my base. Aren’t you?
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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.
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