June 12, 2017
So last week, on the day the awful lefty rag Forbes ran a story outing me for profiteering on my son Eric’s cancer kids charity, Eric went on Hannity and said Democrats were “not even people.” Wow. And I thought only Don Jr. was the jackboot psycho killer type.
Props to Eric for nailing the Dems as the reality-obsessed assholes they are. Still, I wonder if Eric is our best messenger on this. He looks weak, right, a little like a gerbil? Does he even have a chin? He’s got a Mitch McConnell “I misplaced my chin” kind of look, like he’s searching under the sofa cushions trying to find it. (It’s right next to my “tapes,” Eric.)
Who should be our point person on this? Jeff Sessions? Well, Jeff’s going to be busy with our prisoner outreach program soon, so we may need someone else. Barron?
Hey, Super Baby DonDon fan, are you available?