We’re Going to Need a Bigger Bus

July 9, 2017

So today the New York Times has a front-page story that Don. Jr., Jared and Paulie “Big Surprise, I’m Corrupt” Manafort had a meeting with a Kremlin-connected lawyer right after I clinched the nomination. Looks bad, smells bad, so under the bus they will go.

Steve Bannon showed me the article and said, “You’re going to need a bigger bus.”

On TV today Reince Preibus blamed the Democrats for the meeting. Reince, there’s room for you under the bus.

Hey, the bus will be used on so many people that we’ll have plenty of vacancies.

Any of you looking for a job?

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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