July 10, 2017
Oh, this story about Don Jr., Jared and Manafort meeting with the Russian lady lawyer keeps getting worse. Don Jr. got caught lying and basically admitting to a crime.
Folks, I’m having two different nightmares. The first is that Don Jr. and Eric get sent to different prisons, which would be just a logistical nightmare for me.
The second is seeing Jared testifying in his 8-year-old voice, which would just be incredibly embarrassing. Then he’ll say he made kaka doody in his pants and I’ll go down in history as the kaka doody president.
Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. Kaka doody happens.
But why does it always happen to me?
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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.
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