My Nightmares

July 10, 2017

Oh, this story about Don Jr., Jared and Manafort meeting with the Russian lady lawyer keeps getting worse. Don Jr. got caught lying and basically admitting to a crime.

Folks, I’m having two different nightmares. The first is that Don Jr. and Eric get sent to different prisons, which would be just a logistical nightmare for me.

The second is seeing Jared testifying in his 8-year-old voice, which would just be incredibly embarrassing. Then he’ll say he made kaka doody in his pants and I’ll go down in history as the kaka doody president.

Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. Kaka doody happens.

But why does it always happen to me?

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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