May 23, 2017
Did you see Super Baby DonDon’s budget? Pretty tough, huh? Gonna make some people cry.
Well, whatever budget gets passed, I’m going to attach a Trump-Johnson amendment to it. Because, sweet Jesus, someone’s got to take care of my johnson.
And, folks, it may not even cost that much. Remember, I’m the negotiator. I’ll get you a good price.
Because, believe me, even though it’s my johnson, I know it’s your money. Until my family and I take it, in which case it’s our money and still my johnson. Just so we’re clear.