July 12, 2017
Several stories yesterday mentioned that people called Don Jr. “Fredo” behind his back. Weird, I always thought Eric was Fredo.
Could there be multiple Fredos in my family? Tiffany and Barron are obvious Fredos, could Ivanka also be one?
I was about to ask Melania and her live-in lawyers about this when she said, “How’s it hangin’, Fredo?”
Oh, no, Dad always told me to be a killer, but what if I’m simply a giant orange Fredo instead?
Ahhhh!!! I am definitely not going out in a rowboat with anybody any time soon, that I can tell you. I’m smart!