January 12, 2017
Those Moscow tapes are the ultimate in fake news—almost as bad as CNN—but I think you should know that award-winning prostitute Natasha said I gave her the best golden shower she ever had!
And an update on how you should think of me: I would like to be known as His Exalted Super Baby DonDon, which you can shorten to HE’S BAD. Or, if you prefer, you can give a hat tip to one of my favorite historical figures, Benito Mussolini, and simply call me Il Douché.
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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon.
He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.