June 6, 2017 Super Baby DonDon has been royally steamed for weeks because my attorney general, Jefferson Beauregard Sessions XXII, recused himself from the Russia probe. Imagine, one of my
New Head of the FBI
May 9, 2017 Got rid of Comey. Phew. Thought I was going to have to have him killed. So awkward. Good hitmen are so expensive. So—and I want your help
Whatever Happened to Trumpstercare?
March 16, 2017 At first, my White House seemed proud to call our health care plan Trumpstercare or even the more accurate Dumpstercare. Now my lackeys are out there calling
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