May 9, 2017
Got rid of Comey. Phew. Thought I was going to have to have him killed. So awkward. Good hitmen are so expensive.
So—and I want your help here—should I pick one of the Steves to be head of the FBI? Steve Bannon? Steve Miller? Could be a lot of fun.
What about Sean Spicer? Man knows truth when he sees it—and he knows how to avoid it.
What about Steve Spicer?
More to come tomorrow, but, so far, people are being very mean to Super Baby DonDon. Want me to start a war? I will if you’re not nice.