New Head of the FBI

May 9, 2017

Got rid of Comey. Phew. Thought I was going to have to have him killed. So awkward. Good hitmen are so expensive.

So—and I want your help here—should I pick one of the Steves to be head of the FBI? Steve Bannon? Steve Miller? Could be a lot of fun.

What about Sean Spicer? Man knows truth when he sees it—and he knows how to avoid it.

What about Steve Spicer?

More to come tomorrow, but, so far, people are being very mean to Super Baby DonDon. Want me to start a war? I will if you’re not nice.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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